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　　今天學(xué)習(xí)啦小編要與大家分享的是：小考作文范文：我的搞笑同桌，;以下內(nèi)容僅供閱讀參考，希望對(duì)大家有所幫助;

　　我的搞笑同桌

　　他出口成章，全是笑話;他表情豐富，邊哭帶笑。他是誰(shuí)呢?別猜了，他就是我的搞笑同桌蔣泉!外號(hào)港幣。

　　雖滿臉“芝麻”，可他卻有一群的朋友，陳世杰就是其中的一個(gè)。

　　“港幣!”瞧，蔣泉的鐵哥們陳世杰又在找他了。“干嘛，是不是想吃‘狗頭鍘’吶，陳世美(陳世杰外號(hào)陳世美)!”蔣泉詭異的笑著，一雙手已經(jīng)在蠢蠢欲動(dòng)了。“啊噠!”無(wú)意之間，他們竟然已經(jīng)開(kāi)打了。只見(jiàn)蔣泉使出“無(wú)影掌”猛地向陳世杰拍去，陳世杰也不甘示弱，雙手以閃電般的速度抓住了蔣泉出招的一只手，說(shuō)時(shí)遲，那時(shí)快，蔣泉的另一只手以迅雷不及掩耳之勢(shì)再次使出“無(wú)影掌”向陳世杰襲去。這次陳世杰沒(méi)有躲過(guò)去，被這突如其來(lái)的一掌給打的嗷嗷叫疼。“陳世美，在以前，你被包拯用狗頭鍘伺候，現(xiàn)在你也逃不過(guò)老子的‘無(wú)影掌’，想打敗老子，你還嫩了點(diǎn)!”蔣泉一副得意洋洋的樣子，對(duì)著比自己高大半截的陳世杰說(shuō)。陳世杰呢，被這一通話說(shuō)的是哭笑不得。

　　見(jiàn)識(shí)過(guò)了蔣泉怪異的“無(wú)影掌’，也是時(shí)候瞧瞧他那豐富多彩的表情了。

　　體育課上，因?yàn)槔咸煸?ldquo;哭”，我們沒(méi)法在灑滿“眼淚”的操場(chǎng)上玩，就只能在教室里下下象棋了。我沒(méi)找到合適的對(duì)手，就到處觀戰(zhàn)。突然，我看見(jiàn)我的好姐妹麗麗正在與蔣泉下棋，便馬上上去看看情況。棋局已經(jīng)進(jìn)行到一半了，麗麗拿起“車”從這頭一下子跑到了蔣泉“將”的一條線上。蔣泉做出一副驚訝的表情，說(shuō)：“哇哦，你的車子是神馬牌子的，跑的怎么快!”我和麗麗是笑的前俯后仰，忽然，蔣泉臉上的驚訝就消失的無(wú)影無(wú)蹤了，與之替換的是滿臉的奸詐。“嘿嘿，別被勝利沖昏了頭，我的大炮哥比你的破車厲害多了。”真不敢相信，剛剛還夸我們的“車”走的好呢，現(xiàn)在怎么又在損我們了。結(jié)局當(dāng)然是敗了啦，可是我們走了沒(méi)多久，又傳出了不同的聲音。“大哥，可憐可憐我吧，我上有八十老母，下有七歲小兒不要滅我‘全家’呀!”怎么回事，到了滅門的地步了，一看，才知道，原來(lái)是蔣泉遇到了高手，棋盤快輸了。那表情呀真是驚天地泣鬼神吶，只見(jiàn)蔣泉不停的往臉上灑水，裝做痛不欲生的姿態(tài)，我都差點(diǎn)哭出來(lái)了。

　　蔣泉吶蔣泉，你的搞笑真是無(wú)處不在!

　　英文翻譯

　　My funny Deskmate

　　He Chukouchengzhang, all jokes; his expressive, while crying smile. Who is he? Do not guess, he is my funny at the same table Jiang spring! Nickname Hong Kong dollars.

　　Although the face "Sesame", there is a group of friends he, Chen Shijie is one of them.

　　"Hong Kong dollars!" Look, Jiang Chen Shijie Springs buddies again to find him. "Why, is not to eat 'Kobold guillotine' Now, Chen Shimei (Chen Shijie Chen Shimei nickname)!" Jiang Quan strange smile, hands have been ready to make. "Ah da!" Inadvertently, they actually already open shot. I saw Jiang Quan resorted to "groups of palm" suddenly went to Chen Shijie shot, Chen Shijie to be outdone, his hands with lightning speed to seize the Chiang spring moves the hand, said that at that time, fast, Jiang Springs other hand with lightning speed once again resorted to "groups of palm" to Chen Shijie attack go. This did not escape to Chen Shijie, by this sudden Aoao Jiaoteng beat to beat. "Chen Shimei, in the past, you have been with a head guillotine wait Bao Zheng, now you can not escape the father of 'groups of palm,' I want to beat, you are not old enough!" Jiang Quan a triumphant look, facing tall than their half of the Chen Shijie said. Chen Shijie it was said that this call is dumbfounding.

　　Chiang Quan seen weird "shadowless palm ', it is time to look at his colorful expression of.

　　Physical education, because God is playing on "Crying," we can not in the speckled "Tears," the playground, you can only chess in the classroom under the next. I did not find a suitable opponent, spectator everywhere. Suddenly, I saw my sister Lili is working with Jiang Quan chess, they will immediately go look at the situation. Chess game has been to half, Lily picked up "car" suddenly went from head Jiang Spring "will" in a line. Jiang Quan made a surprised expression and said: "Oh wow, your car is God horse brand, how to run fast!" Lily and I are laughing with laughter, and suddenly, the face of Jiang Quan surprise disappeared without a trace, with the replacement of a face treacherous. "Hey, do not be carried away by victory, my brother cannon powerful than your broken car more." I can not believe, just also boast our "car" to go good, now how they harm us in . Of course, the outcome is defeat it, but we did not go long, it was rumored that a different voice. "Brother, have pity on me, my last eighty mother, children under the age of seven do not destroy my 'family' Yeah!" How is it, to the point Daughter, look, he realized it was the case of Jiang Quan to the expert, the board quickly lost. That expression ah really shaking ZZZZZZZZZ Now, I saw his face Jiang Quan kept watering, pretend you'd rather die attitude, I almost cried out.

　　Jiang Quan Quan Jiang Na, funny you really everywhere!